My Coke Affection

A couple of hours ago Demi was making popcorn for Parker and herself and asked if I wanted some. I told her no thanks and then I heard Parker say to her,

"Demi. She is losing her Coke affection (aka, addiction) so she can ride bikes with us."

Translation = When the kids learned how to ride their bikes the other day I told them that it looked like so much fun that I wanted to eat healthier and quit drinking sodas so I could get in shape, lose weight and get a bike so we could take rides together.

He is so hilarious. And lately he has been calling animals, fish, bugs, etc... 'creatures'. Where does he get this stuff?