The reason I follow Twitter... Because it cracks me up!

This just in from Ryan Seacrest...

omg. doctors find small Christmas tree lodged in man's lung. http://tinyurl.com/d9bsyn - Sadao, Team Seacrest
about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

This just in from Ellen...

I had a dream last night that I was "17 Again." This is what I looked like.
34 minutes ago from TwitPic