What you don't get to see...

If only my camera hadn't broke! These are the little scenes today that you WOULD have seen pictures of...

1) Me yelling at Carson all day because he keeps getting on his hands and knees and licking the filthy, dirty tile. - I have no idea why. Frankly, it frightens me.

2) Carson trying to 'bite' something out of the door jam that he keeps saying is cereal. It looks exactly like corn pops, but is really yellow foam used for sealing the door frame. I keep telling him it's not cereal, so he starts calling it popcorn.

3) Parker dressed like a big boy. He is so old!! He has a cool t-shirt, long 'cargo' type shorts and flip-flops on. He is practically a teenager. And he keeps telling us that 'he is 5 now!"

4) Parker golfing with daddy on his birthday and driving the cart. Robert got a gift certificate for a round of golf and wanted to take his best buddy, Parker. Cutest thing ever! (Everybody at Robert's new company gets their birthday off).

5) Me finding Parker and Carson playing in the backyard with kleenex all over the ground swirling around. That's when I discover that Carson has been sneaking one kleenex at a time outside just to throw down for no particular reason.

6) Carson running up to me and yelling "You're in trouble Par-par!" and tattling. Then five minutes later, Carson standing next to me with his arms folded counting to 3 because I am counting to 3 for Parker to get into his room for time-out because he IS in trouble!